Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.
How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
This was beautiful timing on my dash
This is exactly what Star Wars looked like to me watching it for the first time.
This little scene broke my heart. The girl who believed in nargles, in wrackspurts and blibbering humdingers, has become the girl who believed no more.
i tHINK IM GOING TO START CRYING NW
See, the thing that nobody understands, is that Luna believed in things that had proof. She’s a Ravenclaw, a genius, an expert in the unseen but proven. I mean, if she’d started talking about Thestrals before Harry had been able to see them, saying that there was an invisible winged horse pulling the carriages that only people that had witnessed death could see? You’d have thought THAT was crazy, too.
Luna knows Nargles and Wrackspurts are out there. As far as she knows, there’s proof of it.
But seashells hanging in a door? Those don’t do anything, nothing but give you a false sense of security.
It’s not that Luna doesn’t believe. It’s that now, as always, she’s frank and straightforward. Seashells can’t keep the evil at bay. Nothing can.
Thank you. She is not a naive little kid who believes everything you tell her. She just knows some things we don’t. Because she looks harder.
when you make a musical reference and nobody understands it
Get Sexual (Because Fuck You, That's Why)
- 1. Top turn on
- 4. Last time you masturbated?
- 5. What's the weirdest thing that had turned you on?
- 6. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?
- 7. What's the weirdest kind of porn you've watched?
- 8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?
- 9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? posted them/given them?
- 11. Favorite sex position?
- 12. Dom or Sub?
- 13. Is pain a good thing?
- 14. Do you like biting?
- 15. Do you like scratching?
- 16. Are you slightly horny right now?
- 17. Are you very horny right now?
- 18. Do you like anal?
- 19. Do you like face fucking?
- 20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
a very informational flowchart
just watch this please
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
No, this is why women survive longer than men.
I love this pipe “the wizard stick” as my husband calls it lol
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