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“Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them!”

Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them!”

Source: as-seen-on-disney

brian-is-on:

October

brian-is-on:

October

baseball as a sexual metaphor →

kattlvc93:

  1. Going up to bat: Attempting
  2. Bullpen: Foreplay
  3. 1st base: French kissing
  4. 2nd base: Above the waist
  5. 3rd base: Below the waist
  6. Home Run: Sex
  7. Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
  8. Foul Ball: Ass sex
  9. Strike out: Not getting it up
  10. Line Drive: One night stand
  11. 10 Run…

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

Source: patrickkingart

tipsy-arachnid:

taylorswiftisawinchester:

sad-butsassy:

devourer-of-gods:

No, this is why women survive longer than men.

this hurt to look at

actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women

Jesus Christ, I wasn’t going to reblog this but then that last one was just so WHY WOULD YOU that I had to

Source: megustamemes

asgardian-impala:

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???


Goddammit Odin

asgardian-impala:

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

Goddammit Odin

Source: stunningpicture

shadowfeline:

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

I SWEAR I WILL USE THAT LINE ONE DAY AND I WILL KNOW HE IS THE ONE IF HE DOESN’T RUN AWAY SCREAMING

Source: shuhannazy

the-real-seebs:

The person writing the green word balloons speaks my mind on this matter.

Source: teenagenicks

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

viola-frost:

420!! Follow for follow!! F4F 

Can I have this? Omg! Yes!!

viola-frost:

420!! Follow for follow!! F4F 

Can I have this? Omg! Yes!!

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

Source: hitoml

Source: butthorn

infamous132:

brightlimelight:

mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

No. I want in. Shut up and take my money.

Oh my god yes, let me do it. Take the money.

infamous132:

brightlimelight:

mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

No. I want in. Shut up and take my money.

Oh my god yes, let me do it. Take the money.

Source: srsfunny

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

image

you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

Source: officialprincewilliam

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

Source: blazepress